So, I'm Scott Lang. I did some time for stealing some money from VistaCorp- no no no, don't go away, I'm not done! See, I'm innocent. That place was stealing money from their customers. I was a whistleblower, got fired, they got hit with nothing. So I decided vigilante justice was better than no justice, right?
What sucked grapes there was that I got jailed for it. Come on, can't get a break.
So now I'm just trying to get a job that could support my daughter so I can get proper visitation rights. She's my little Peanut, I gotta be able to get to her birthday parties, right?
Oh, yeah, and there's something with a shrinking suit, superhoes, ants, you know.
What? It's not that tall of a tale. It's a pretty small one, actually.